Titles: The Best of the Worst June 12, 2007
Posted by Moe in Humor, Just-for-Fun.trackback
Movies:
1-”The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies” (Well, that sounds like Academy Award winning writing there )
2-”Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter (Aw, a match made in hell)
3-”Herbie: Fully Loaded” (Before Herbie joined AA)
4-”Ssssssss” (That would have been an interesting one to order tickets to. “I’d like two tickets to Ssssss please.”)
5-”Leonard, Part 6″ (Only weird when you realized parts one through five don’t exist)
6-”Killer Klowns from Outer Space” (This sounds like a dream I’d have)
7-”Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” (I knew they’d run out of good holiday movie plots after “Rudolph”)
8-”To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar” (Rather than sounding romantic, it makes me feel like I’m reading someone’s personal mail)
Country Songs:
1-”They May Put Me in Prison, But They Can’t Stop my Face from Breakin’ Out” (A teenage country song, I’m sure)
2-”Pardon Me, I’ve Got Someone to Kill” (Well, by all means…)
3-”You Can’t Roller Skate in A Buffalo Herd” (I’m glad you finally figured that out)
4-”How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I’ve Been a Liar All My Life” (What I’d like to know is, how did they fit that title on the CD?)
5-”Mama Get the Hammer (There’s A Fly on Papa’s Head)” (Maxwell Silver Hammer as a child)
6-”My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don’t Love Jesus” (I’m sorry?)
7-”If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow it All on You” (And why on earth would you want to do that?)
8-”If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go and Find Someone Else Who Will” (Some people were truly meant to be single)
9-”If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?” (Maybe it’s written from the perspective of a dog?)
10-”My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart” (There’s nothing like the reference to a tracker to really pull at your heart strings)
11-”Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil on My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You” (Short, sweet and to the point)
Albums:
1-“Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water” (That’d make a horrible ice cream flavor)
2-“TP-2.com” (A blog about toilet paper, maybe?)
3-“When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight And He’ll Win The Whole Thing ‘Fore He Enters The Ring There’s No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land And If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right” (He was told to write a title, but instead he wrote a boxing jingle)
What about you? What are some of your favorite sour titles?
(For more horribly funny titles check out WriterChick’s Post “Entitled…”)
LOL, kels, this made me laugh so hard… miss ya!
heh, I like the comment on the last one.
what you said about Leonard, Part 6 is probably the same thing you’d say about Star Wars. If this were 1977.
There’s a great country and western song… “Drop Kick me, Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life!” Definitely a cracker!
Cheers
BC
we haven’t talked in a while, i did email you though which in my case is amazing, lol. we should make a phone date though, email me a day or something and i’ll see if i can do it…
miss ya!
haha I thought it was a joke when I started reading it.
LOL. Those are good (er, bad). And people actually watch/listen to these things??? Eesh.
One of my favourites: “Stop the World, I Want to Get Off”
Nice one. Very funny.
~H
It’s strange, but everytime I need a good laugh I always come back to this post, It’s just so hilarious that people came up with these titles… I also like the post before this of the stuff you’ve heard people say…
ash
Those were so freaking funny. Nita